One dollar and
eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies.
Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the
vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent
imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della
counted it. One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be
Christmas.
There was clearly
nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della
did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of
sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
While the mistress of
the home is gradually subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a
look at the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not exactly
beggar description, but it certainly had that word on the lookout for the
mendicancy squad.
In the vestibule
below was a letter-box into which no letter would go, and an electric
button from which no mortal finger could coax a ring. Also appertaining
thereunto was a card bearing the name “Mr. James Dillingham Young.”
The “Dillingham” had
been flung to the breeze during a former period of prosperity when its
possessor was being paid $30 per week. Now, when the income was shrunk to
$20, the letters of “Dillingham” looked blurred, as though they were
thinking seriously of contracting to a modest and unassuming D. But
whenever Mr. James Dillingham Young came home and reached his flat above
he was called “Jim” and greatly hugged by Mrs. James Dillingham Young,
already introduced to you as Della. Which is all very good.
Della finished her
cry and attended to her cheeks with the powder rag. She stood by the
window and looked out dully at a gray cat walking a gray fence in a gray
backyard. Tomorrow would be Christmas Day and she had only $1.87 with
which to buy Jim a present. She had been saving every penny she could for
months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week doesn’t go far. Expenses
had been greater than she had calculated. They always are. Only $1.87 to
buy a present for Jim. Her Jim. Many a happy hour she had spent planning
for something nice for him. Something fine and rare and sterling—something
just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of being owned by Jim.
There was a
pier-glass between the windows of the room. Perhaps you have seen a
pier-glass in an $8 flat. A very thin and very agile person may, by
observing his reflection in a rapid sequence of longitudinal strips,
obtain a fairly accurate conception of his looks. Della, being slender,
had mastered the art.
Suddenly she whirled
from the window and stood before the glass. Her eyes were shining
brilliantly, but her face had lost its color within twenty seconds.
Rapidly she pulled down her hair and let it fall to its full length.
Now, there were two
possessions of the James Dillingham Youngs in which they both took a
mighty pride. One was Jim’s gold watch that had been his father’s and his
grandfather’s. The other was Della’s hair. Had the Queen of Sheba lived in
the flat across the airshaft, Della would have let her hair hang out the
window some day to dry just to depreciate Her Majesty’s jewels and gifts.
Had King Solomon been the janitor, with all his treasures piled up in the
basement, Jim would have pulled out his watch every time he passed, just
to see him pluck at his beard from envy.
So now Della’s
beautiful hair fell about her rippling and shining like a cascade of brown
waters. It reached below her knee and made itself almost a garment for
her. And then she did it up again nervously and quickly. Once she faltered
for a minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed on the worn red
carpet.
On went her old brown
jacket; on went her old brown hat. With a whirl of skirts and with the
brilliant sparkle still in her eyes, she fluttered out the door and down
the stairs to the street.
Where she stopped the
sign read: “Mme. Sofronie. Hair Goods of All Kinds.” One flight up Della
ran, and collected herself, panting. Madame, large, too white, chilly,
hardly looked the “Sofronie.”
“Will you buy my
hair?” asked Della.
“I buy hair,” said
Madame. “Take yer hat off and let’s have a sight at the looks of it.”
Down rippled the
brown cascade.
“Twenty dollars,”
said Madame, lifting the mass with a practised hand.
“Give it to me
quick,” said Della.
Oh, and the next two
hours tripped by on rosy wings. Forget the hashed metaphor. She was
ransacking the stores for Jim’s present.
She found it at last.
It surely had been made for Jim and no one else. There was no other like
it in any of the stores, and she had turned all of them inside out. It was
a platinum fob chain simple and chaste in design, properly proclaiming its
value by substance alone and not by meretricious ornamentation—as all good
things should do. It was even worthy of The Watch. As soon as she saw it
she knew that it must be Jim’s. It was like him. Quietness and value—the
description applied to both. Twenty-one dollars they took from her for it,
and she hurried home with the 87 cents. With that chain on his watch Jim
might be properly anxious about the time in any company. Grand as the
watch was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly on account of the old
leather strap that he used in place of a chain.
When Della reached
home her intoxication gave way a little to prudence and reason. She got
out her curling irons and lighted the gas and went to work repairing the
ravages made by generosity added to love. Which is always a tremendous
task, dear friends—a mammoth task.
Within forty minutes
her head was covered with tiny, close lying curls that made her look
wonderfully like a truant schoolboy. She looked at her reflection in the
mirror long, carefully, and critically.
“If Jim doesn’t kill
me,” she said to herself, “before he takes a second look at me, he’ll say
I look like a Coney Island chorus girl. But what could I do—oh! what could
I do with a dollar and eighty-seven cents?”
At 7 o’clock the
coffee was made and the frying-pan was on the back of the stove hot and
ready to cook the chops.
Jim was never late.
Della doubled the fob chain in her hand and sat on the corner of the table
near the door that he always entered. Then she heard his step on the stair
away down on the first flight, and she turned white for just a moment. She
had a habit of saying little silent prayers about the simplest everyday
things, and now she whispered: “Please God, make him think I am still
pretty.”
The door opened and
Jim stepped in and closed it. He looked thin and very serious. Poor
fellow, he was only twenty-two—and to be burdened with a family! He needed
a new overcoat and he was without gloves.
Jim stepped inside
the door, as immovable as a setter at the scent of quail. His eyes were
fixed upon Della, and there was an expression in them that she could not
read, and it terrified her. It was not anger, nor surprise, nor
disapproval, nor horror, nor any of the sentiments that she had been
prepared for. He simply stared at her fixedly with that peculiar
expression on his face.
Della wriggled off
the table and went for him.
“Jim, darling,” she
cried, “don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it
because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a
present. It’ll grow out again—you won’t mind, will you? I just had to do
it. My hair grows awfully fast. Say ‘Merry Christmas!’ Jim, and let’s be
happy. You don’t know what a nice—what a beautiful, nice gift I’ve got for
you.”
“You’ve cut off your
hair?” asked Jim, laboriously, as if he had not arrived at that patent
fact yet even after the hardest mental labor.
“Cut it off and sold
it,” said Della. “Don’t you like me just as well, anyhow? I’m me without
my hair, ain’t I?”
Jim looked about the
room curiously.
“You say your hair is
gone?” he said, with an air almost of idiocy.
“You needn’t look for
it,” said Della. “It’s sold, I tell you—sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas
Eve, boy. Be good to me, for it went for you. Maybe the hairs on my head
were numbered,” she went on with a sudden serious sweetness, “but nobody
could ever count my love for you. Shall I put the chops on, Jim?”
Out of his trance Jim
seemed quickly to wake. He enfolded his Della. For ten seconds let us
regard with discreet scrutiny some inconsequential object in the other
direction. Eight dollars a week or a million a year—what is the
difference? A mathematician or a wit would give you the wrong answer. The
magi brought valuable gifts, but that was not among them. This dark
assertion will be illuminated later on.
Jim drew a package
from his overcoat pocket and threw it upon the table.
“Don’t make any
mistake, Dell,” he said, “about me. I don’t think there’s anything in the
way of a haircut or a shave or a shampoo that could make me like my girl
any less. But if you’ll unwrap that package you may see why you had me
going a while at first.”
White fingers and
nimble tore at the string and paper. And then an ecstatic scream of joy;
and then, alas! a quick feminine change to hysterical tears and wails,
necessitating the immediate employment of all the comforting powers of the
lord of the flat.
For there lay The
Combs—the set of combs, side and back, that Della had worshipped for long
in a Broadway window. Beautiful combs, pure tortoise shell, with jewelled
rims—just the shade to wear in the beautiful vanished hair. They were
expensive combs, she knew, and her heart had simply craved and yearned
over them without the least hope of possession. And now, they were hers,
but the tresses that should have adorned the coveted adornments were gone.
But she hugged them
to her bosom, and at length she was able to look up with dim eyes and a
smile and say: “My hair grows so fast, Jim!”
And then Della leaped
up like a little singed cat and cried, “Oh, oh!”
Jim had not yet seen
his beautiful present. She held it out to him eagerly upon her open palm.
The dull precious metal seemed to flash with a reflection of her bright
and ardent spirit.
“Isn’t it a dandy,
Jim? I hunted all over town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a
hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on
it.”
Instead of obeying,
Jim tumbled down on the couch and put his hands under the back of his head
and smiled.
“Dell,” said he,
“let’s put our Christmas presents away and keep ‘em a while. They’re too
nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money to buy your
combs. And now suppose you put the chops on.”
The magi, as you know, were wise
men—wonderfully wise men—who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They
invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their gifts
were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in
case of duplication. And here I have lamely related to you the uneventful
chronicle of two foolish children in a flat who most unwisely sacrificed
for each other the greatest treasures of their house. But in a last word
to the wise of these days let it be said that of all who give gifts these
two were the wisest. Of all who give and receive gifts, such as they are
wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.
This 1905 story is probably the most popular ever
written. According to legend it was written in just a few hours to
meet a publisher's deadline. It still resonates a century after it
was written.
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